burgrs:

i just want a nice butt and a nice boy 2 share it with 

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

pimposaur:

In 2007, the seniors at my high school spray painted this on the roof of one of the buildings at school for a senior prank. It was only discovered a year later after a news reporter in a helicopter spotted it and reported it to the school.

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

lizziemcjagger:

lizziemcjagger:

what is the most slippery country in the world

greece

saddumbgirl:

cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed 

growlithed:

protip

if someone is drawing or whatever 

dont fuck them up in any way shape or form just for laughs

dont “finish someones drawing” if they leave it unattended

dont scribble across the page or the picture

dont ruin their progress because itll “be funny”

youre an asshole

allison1-dwilfong:

I saw this photo and literally said, “Ugh.” I’m so done with his shit, he stresses me out.

wanna kill myself every time I get in the car with you

0rient-express:

Corsican dusk | by Dariusz Wieclawski.